BOOMER MASTURBATOR

BOOMER MASTURBATOR?
 Yes, evidently that is a term used by at least one political/extremist group.  Ever hear that term before?  No?  Me, neither.  Until I was walking on 24th street near Castro in Noe Valley and I passed a bunch of "LaRouchebags", supporters of Lyndon LaRouche (.http://lyndonlarouchewatch.org/larouche-obama-menu.htm ).  They had a picture of Obama with a Hitler mustache, you know the picture.  The ones that the tea baggers carry around.  And worse.........

I equate Laruochebags with tea baggers and absolutely with the Westboro Baptist Church (Wikipedia page here:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church ) .  Maybe even worse. these are cult like people who, unlike the Westboro hatemongers, think they are full of only love for their fellow man.  Like frikkin' Moonies!  That's why they come to a very liberal neighborhood with a truly inflammatory picture of the President.  Full of LOVE.....

Totally clueless, just like the picture.  Now here is where the "boomer masturbation" part comes (ha!) in.  I ask the brainwashed lackey what charges Obama could be used to impeach Obama.  He responded with a multi-syllabic rant that made no sense at all.  I stopped him and said that I want to hear an actual, coherent reason, not some made up supposed violations of the Constitution that the LaRouchebags made up.  The now somewhat agitated (my work here is done!)   He yells at me, "Boomer Masturbation!  Boomer Masturbation!"  Huh? I mean, HUH?  I asked him what the hell he meant.

He said that he means (I think, it was so ridiculous that I really could not comprehend the stupidity of this person) that Baby Boomers who "can't get it up anymore" turn to political confrontation as a way to relieve their sexual tensions.  I said that I still masturbate very regularly and I am sure that everyone here, including him, masturbates regularly and what the hell is he talking about.  He FREAKED.  The woman who was with him had started to video tape this. I guess she was either worried for herself or maybe for future training videos for LaRouchebags.  I asked him if he masturbates regularly.  He cringed and said, "No", and said that I was harassing him (sexually?).  I reminded him that HE brought up the topic of masturbation first.

Call the police!  The guy told his other lackeys to call the police, I was harassing him!  I was totally enjoying myself.  Several other local residents also expressed their displeasure as I was involved with this.  One man asked told him that his family was killed in the Holocaust and the picture was very insulting.  The same moron, the same moron that introduced me to the new term, Boomer Masturbation, WAS JEWISH.  I looked at the other guy.  This LaRouchebag was a self-hating Jew!  Or, a Jew for Jesus, same thing!  Oh My Goddesses!  And he says he doesn't masturbate?  LIAR!  All Jews are chronic masturbators.

An SFPD officer came by.  I was having so much fun.  I met a self-hating Jew Nazi who proudly proclaims that masturbation is disgusting in front of crowds of people.  A nice guy.  Yeah.  The officer asked me to come over and talk to him.  He was a bit of a dick.  I always think that cops expect me to cooperate easily and when I asked him what right he has to even tell me to come over to him, I think I threw him a little and he got pissed.  I told him that these people should have a guard.  They are as bad as the Westboro racists.

The officer and I started to talk.  He agreed that these were a bunch of assholes, but would I mind just staying back a little instead of being right up at their table.  I told him that I appreciate his honesty and that I had been there for about an hour and finished.

 So, off in to the sunset I went.  That was enough for me.  Time to go masturbate..............


peace, 
Ken