Happy New Year and welcome to my blog!

Happy New Year and Welcome to my blog!

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Happy Sunday and Why Did I Wait Until I Was 33 to Get Married (And what was the point of being faithful?)

Wanna Date?


Oh, what are you talking about, Ken, you might say. It was wise to sow your oats and wait until you were really ready, smart, you say.

I always thought that it was best to wait, not rush in to marriage. Wait until I was READY (what ever that means). Don't do what so many fools did and ruin their 20s by getting married and having a child or two or three and then get divorced by the ripe old age of, say, 33 and worn out and angry and bitter. No, I knew better than that.

Well, BULLSHIT.


WHAT I HAVE LEARNED: True, it seems to really not be a good thing to marry young and get divorced in your 30s. So much energy in your 20s it is amazing what you can do! And to waste it on crappy relationships and money troubles and children and pressure is the last thing that was on my mind. But..........

You get it over with. Done. You go out in your 30s and your children are getting older and you are then in your early 40s and you, hopefully have learned at least who you want. By the time you are 40, if you had children in your 20s they are 13-18, then you know that you will be in your 50s and 60s and have children around, the (required by law?) second marriage and you even have a chance to blow that one and still be in your late 40s and go for THREE Marriages!

Instead, I wait, find someone who seems fine at first and slowly turns. Okay, it happens. But after 22 years with someone, with no children, the last few years really a study in my being a totally whipped idiot, all in the name of love and getting older.

I stuck it out. If it were 20 years from 22, I would have a chance. Now, it is the time I start to think about being in my 50s and alone. I know there are many of you out there who are, but I am still in a state of shock over this separation and going out and dating. And it change my mind about things. Yup, you were right, whoever you are, doing what "everyone" said was wrong. In the end, who are we but who we are with?

Maybe I will get "lucky" again. Who really knows? I was complacent, thought I was set, thought that people go through stuff and she will go through it, too. Ahh, well, so much for that. Happy Sunday!

Treat the Environment and Your Buns Well!

Who would think that such small things mean so much? This is about how, if you have a Costco Card, you should be able to now get 100 percent recycled toilet paper that is smooth just like the high grade you buy. This is fro a study as borrowed from Earth911:

These small steps can have a huge impact. For example, if every household in the U.S.
  • Replaced one 175-sheet box of virgin fiber facial tissues with 100 percent recycled tissues, we’d save 163,000 trees annually.
  • Used 100 percent recycled paper towels rather than one 70-sheet roll of virgin fiber paper towels, we’d save 544,000 trees each year.
  • Replaced one 250-count package of virgin fiber napkins with 100 percent recycled, we’d save 1 million trees annually.
You can read the full article on: http://earth911.com/news/2009/11/09/the-411-on-toilet-paper/

Point being that if you can get a Costco card and you care about the environment, They have the absolute BEST toilet paper under the name, ":Nature's Choice Premium Tissue" . It is 100 % recycled and if you just read what making regular paper takes, this should be a no brainier! The MAIN REASON I shill this to you is that I bought it and it is fantastic. Premium, nice, your buns will be happy. So will the environment!



Thursday, February 25, 2010

My life with Rabbits



Homer here was a laboratory rescue. He is a wonderful 6 year old 12 pound New Zealand White. They are the most bred rabbits, for pets, food, fur, medical, and so are very abundant. He is a handful, this guy. Rabbits are one of the more unusual pets in the was they are thought of. Most people, sadly thinking it's funny (never to someone who has a pet bunny) to make a joke of eating them. They are cute, wasted on moronic parents who think of baby bunnies as toys to be disposed of in a couple of months.

Rabbits are NOT kids pets. They are very sweet, independent walking balls of cute. Hopping balls of cute. All the rabbits, all litter box trained and fixed, know their own names just like a dog or cat. Keeping a rabbit in a pen in the back and throwing food at it, it is just another dumb animal. Think about how sad that attitude is. Rabbits are social and each one has it's own distinct personality. You stay in a pen and see what you become.

I just lost the #1 Bun, Babs. She was 10 years old. A real feisty doll of a bunny. Babs had a bonded boyfriend named Binky. We got the name Babs from Tiny Toons Adventures cartoon series and Binky from the cartoon, "Life in Hell" by Matt Groening, the creator of The Simpsons. Binky was a small guy who knew how to 'smooth' Babs to mellow point. What a lover! This picture shows Babs in 'bliss bunny' mode, upside-down with Binky by her side. Kinda like a Bunny orgasm!



Okay, STOP LYING, RACIST SENATORS!!!

Unbelievable.  Lamarr lies to Barack and he calls him on it.  How dare that uppity legally elected with a majority President argue with a white man!  ANY white man!  Even Joe the Plumber!  He is, after all, a NEGRO!!!!  Can't use that other N word. 

This is the best example of how racist the right wing is.  I am a white man.  ANY white man will tell you that no matter where he is, there are many VERY racist white guys who can use the N word very easily.  Funny that of most of my old friends, only the ones from Florida can use that work easily.  I NEVER use it.  But every time I hear one of those scumbag racist Senators or Congressmen talk about Obama, you can almost hear either, "boy" or the N word after everything they say about him. 

AND YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!

Listen to what the morons say, that health reform is for "those" people.  Like my sisters?  And family?  This is a sick group of Republicans that are ruining this country.  They are not Republicans, they are ultra right reactionary anti-patriotic maniacs.  Obama is more right wing than Nixon!  You don't believe me?  Check out what Nixon almost passed for Health Care.  He would have been remembered as one of the GREATS.  Really.  I didn't believe it at first either.  Go read  history book on him.  Freaky guy. 

Here We Go, Hang On! Big Ramble

Thank you for the great responses to the first blog.  You have to sign in or be a follower of the blog to comment, which is VERY important in my blog.  I know that my nephew, Max, got on as a follower.  If you can't sign in (thanks, Dave H) let me know.  I want comments. I want fun.  And Anger.  But nice anger.  Yeah. 

I did karaoke last night at Irish 32, a nice place on Geary in SF.  Nobody there, I was there with my artist friends.  Got a chance to sing and, well, I guess I still have it!  Watching the Detective, Birdhouse in Your Soul (They Might Be Giants) and several others.  I picked the hard stuff to sing.  it was GOOD  KEN LIKE AUDIENCE!  KEN LIKE CLAPPING!  KEN DO AGAIN!!

I just heard the 'word', snowicane, on TV. Shit like that is why people are getting dumber all the time.  

Hard to get going today.  Up too late, 4am.  That was what I used to do all the time, working as a hired killer for so many years.   But getting up at 9 is not a good night's sleep.  Still stoned.  Oh, that will be discussed.  California is essentially a legal pot state.  This is the Heyday  of the "Dispensaries" and if you thought there was pot back in the day, Holy moly you should check out these dispensaries.  Died and gone to heaven.  Very stoned heaven.  Would not have made it out of high school if I had this.  Oh, wait, I DID drop out.  Yes, I did.

For those of you who went to Hicksville High, we had a VERY hard school.  If you graduated, you at least did something there.  Then, South Dade.  Totally opposite.  Lack of Jews?  Definitely.  Lack of decent teachers?  It depends.  Things happened in South Dade that would never happen in Hicksville, like the ability to walk out at any time anywhere in the school.  And other 'things' that are going to be mentioned, but not yet.

I have:  Been to a Klan meeting, slugged a bottle of 110 year old balsamic vinegar with one of the great chefs in the World, LOVE pot (I can't wait to argue with anybody over that one, but most are getting informed) and am getting VERY HORNEY because I have not been with anyone for a while, since my, ummmm, I gotta work on what I will call "HER", for now, ex was here.  Ladies, BEWARE!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Welcome!

In the beginning....Ken created his first BLOG. What a crappy word ( I know it came from 'web log') . It sounds like snot. Hey, Ken created his own SNOT. Yay! Naaah, but this should tell you what you are in for. I am going to cover, discuss and ask for you opinions on many subjects including: Politics, Science, Food, Religion, Culture, Music, Art, ANYTHING that comes in to my completely insane mind.

I know and respect Facebook for it's connections, but I can't be who I am, not really, on there. I have given hints to some renewed friendships, some stronger now than back then. Very cool. And very interesting. I have already found an interesting cultural and religious pattern emerging from Facebook. I will talk about soon. I also see that many people buy in to the entire Homeopathic as Science thing. I am sure I will, if anyone reads this piss a few of you off. Well, welcome to me.

I don't want to make this a blog (snot) that is me ME ME! I want a site that brings up issues of anything and discusses them intelligently or without, ummm, being too mean (?). So, the words shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits will be used judiciously and only in my really expressing myself, probably with some serious anger.

But it will be about me. My life, bunnies, observations, loves (hopefully) and thoughts. My crappy body (but I still have my hair!) and my big mouth. Here is a good list that describes me overall. It is not a complete list, but, well, duh. If you are on this site, chances are you already know me in some capacity. This list is a good subject list for what I will be, ugh, BLOGGING about. No, fuck that, writing!!!!!

I will be putting in a link to what I like. They will range from funny to angry, but I hope you will find them as cool or interesting as I do. The first one is FANTASTIC! If you have seen these, it use to be easier to pick what you wanted to watch and no commercial, but it still is great. It will make you laugh, GUARANTEED! http://www.starzbunniestheater.com/

Here goes (in absolutely no particular order, more of the what comes in to my mind), don't be frightened!:

Bunnies
Florida
New York
California
Australia
Woman/Women
Straight
Gay
Straight and Gay Bunnies
Actor
Family Guy
Biology
Geology
Geography
Physics
Environment
MAD Magazine
Wired
Computers
Swarovski crystals
Trauma (TV show)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Fresh organic herbs
Hummingbirds
Bunnies
Marriage
Divorce
Easy life
Hard Life
HD TV!
Fresh Fruit and Veggies
Health
Medicine
Dangerous medicine (homeopathic)
Why curling is just like synchronized swimming
Bunnies
Washington, DC
San Francisco
Bunnies
PC Gaming
Steely Dan
Zippy the Pinhead
The Simpsons
Organic food
Bacon
Bunnies
Alien
Jewish Born
Agnostic/Atheist (I can see some discussions already)
Talking
Acting
Singing
Farting
Bunnies
Keith Olbermann
Rachel Maddow
Marijuana
Noe Valley
Red Cross
NERT
Sex and why being Jewish has it's advantages.

I think that is enough rambling for now. I hope you are titillated (hee hee) enough to come back so this is not just me blathering. I want the banter. I want to learn what makes everyone tick. What made your decisions to get where you are after all these years? Tell me, honest, open. Have a wonderful day, links to lots of fun coming soon!

Peace,
Ken