My Porn is Better than Your Porn!

Mmmmmmm, lubricant!  Alright, ladies, this is straight talk about porn.  That is why I put in this link, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/louann-brizendine/the-male-brain-ladies-hes_b_510532.html?just_reloaded=1 , so that if you want more insights, there is a book out.  I did not read it.  But I do know that, WOW, are we in a nice time for porn, eh, guys?  I mean, free porn all over!  GOOD porn, not for the squeamish (maybe there is a category for 'squeamish sex?), but FREE.  All the guys who get their girlfriends to make a movie and then upload it.  Thank you, guys, your girlfriend is HOT!

I remember in 1974 or so, I finally worked up the courage to go into a 25 cent porn movie store.  It was in Cutler Ridge, south of Miami, the place teased me for years with the promise of 25 cent porn.  About time.  I went in and discovered the wonderful world of porn.  I went in a booth, not knowing what those funny holes drilled out on either side were for.  Not for me, I found out later!  I put my quarter in and, wow, I still can see it now.........and so, I was welcomed to the exciting 25 cent minute movie. I won't say whether I needed more than one quarter, but I was only 17.

Now the only reason for those quarter porn places to exist is for the glory hole crowd.  (Yeah, I found out eventually what those holes in the walls were for.  That was too much even for me.  But, most men are dogs and so I can only figure those are still quite popular!)  Our modern porn is not a quarter, but an internet connection to all the crazed exhibitionists who put the free stuff on the web sites.  Every category!  Every color, type, sex, oh, my!  I am NOT complaining.

When I am walking down the street, I wonder how many people I am passing by who are putting their sex life on the net.   "Hi, don't I know you?  That's right, I saw you in that three way on pornhub!"  I am sure that I recognize some people.  Not that I go on those free porn sites all the time.  Well, okay, as much as any guy who is now single after a 22 year relationship, so maybe a little.  More.    But really, it is the new world order with sex.  I am guessing that since it is between partners (although a lot of pros are on these sites) that they feel anonymous.  Well, so what is the surprise?  Men like porn!  But.......

Women!  What is it about porn?  Men are visual.  Men are physiologically  proven more ready for sex.  And I know that, after being married for more than 20 years, women DO like porn.  But don't readily admit it.  However, turn on something that may appeal to a woman and, wow, it works!  Saved me some neck ache! (What, did you think I would do an entire article about masturbation and not make some jokes?)  But the stigma of ADMITTING that a woman likes porn is still around.  Romance?  Not with porn. It's about SEX.

 As you know, ladies, men are ridiculously horny.  If porn were around when I was 15 like it is today, I may have gone blind and would be on my 50th palm razor!  I respect how kids today must be going totally nuts over this stuff.  FREE PORN is better than FREE DRUGS for a teenager.   I do know that exposure on the net has made every teenager know about porn more than I did for years.  The drag is that a teen or any young person who has a warped sense of sex by seeing the porn "stars" (I mean, having a big dick or liking 15 guys at once I still don't think makes someone a "star") and thinking that this is normal sex.  Ha!  Good luck, kids.

When I was 3 or 4, my mother caught me and two neighbor girls playing "doctor".  We were SERIOUSLY playing.  No clothes at all.  Mom came out in the backyard in the rear corner where it was hidden, but not enough.  Mom said, "what are you doing?'.  The girls grabbed their clothes and took off.  Mom told me to go to my room.  I went upstairs, not crying, but freaking out over what my punishment would be.  I waited and waited.  Mom didn't come up.  I went down and sat for dinner.  Not a word.  What was the lesson?  Was there?  I don't know.  I do know that I was VERY precocious.  I had many girlfiends.  I always understood that there was no such thing as a female slut.  Only if you can call a man a slut.  I wish I was called that!  Girls were just....luckier!  They have the choice.  Still do.  But I think I have always had a healthy view of sexuality.  Thank you, Mom!