Gotta Get Some Stuff Off My Big Hairy Chest!

Yes, Bugman will return, but right now, I have a few things to get off my (actually kinda smooth and silky) chest.

Random thoughts:

I shoulda been a lawyer.  Had a chance and was talked out of it.  It was easy at the time, I had just finished San Francisco State U and getting my Bachelor's (Magna cum laude, by the way) and hated the idea of more school.  But right now, I would be able to hire myself..........what is the matter with everyone?  Okay, those of you who have been divorced all tell me how the other person turned into someone they never knew, Is that always the friggin' case?.........I would have been in Australia right now had my soon-to-be-ex agreed to taking this apartment, but do I have to thank her for that?  Nahhh, that was just a hound-dog response from me, you know, "honey,  at the time to what rarely happens, a friendly divorce.........especially since I needed the surgery, I could see myself right now out in the Aussie Outback, please, sir, would you carry my backpack?  Would not have been good...........I wonder if Comcast is FREAKING OUT right about now with everyone cutting back and discovering Netflix streaming and Magic Jack and the fact that cable and regular phone service are pretty much obsolete?.............enjoying the streaming  Buffy re-runs on Netflix.  Sarah Gellar never should have left the show.  The only thing she did well...........learning how to eat a single man's diet is a real process.  Almost cheaper to eat a burrito at Taco Loco and a bowl of Oatmeal and I am good for the day, sorta............I love baseball for the same reasons the great George Carlin did, mainly, NO CLOCK which makes baseball totally unique among the big sports.  Golf is a game, not a sport and don't even try to argue that crap with me!................thinking of maybe going car-less here in SF since I first moved here.  I don't know if I can do that again, but I know I would be in good shape walking all over the place.  And, what the hell is my hurry, anyway?...............my point about the greatness of San Francisco is always proven when anyone comes here to visit.  Especially when I show them around.  They know why it is the most expensive place to live in almost the entire World...........gorgeous, non-stop breathtaking views, the best locavore organic food, absolutely perfect weather, we who live here are VERY spoiled and me most of all, in my rent-controlled apartment for 24 years..............in many many ways, I am wonderfully, happily spoiled and, as my long gone Mother, Kate, would say, "Ken, I never saw anyone who could step in so much shit and still come out smelling like a rose!"............I love you, Mom.  And Dad.  Still miss you.

peace,
Ken

Bugman will be back soon!